Hampan was charged with public disorder - guilty

Bill of indictment

Quote :: Your Honor, Hampan robbed Theraldasyl of some 170p and various goods whilst he was on his travels to Barnstaple to see his fiance. Hampan has admitted to doing this, and so I ask that you find him guilty. If you do not believe me, please check my offices, you will find that after the report of the crime, Hampan admitted to committing the robbery. However, since he has turned himself in and this is his first offense, I feel that the punishment shouldn't be EXTREMELY harsh

-PP, Krelian

First defence pleading

Quote :: Your honor, i also must say: i did it, that's right i did it, and honestly i'd do it again... So you'd better lock me away, probably for life!
For example:
What do you do if a bird shits on your car?
Don't ask her out again.
Example 2:

Whats the Differennce between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
Example 3:
Try to keep repeating the phrase "Red lorry, yellow lorry"

hope you learned something from my clever jokes!
Yours Truly/
Hampan

Prosecutor indictment

Last defence pleading

Quote :: okey your honor, i am not going to be a wise ass, and make jokes, send me to prison! i deserve it

Statement of accusation

Quote :: Hampan is sentence to pay 100 fine of the crime of robbery and to 5 days in prison because of disturbing the court room.